Do I Look Like Someone Who Has His Own Family And Has Kids?
I shouldn’t be writing this post right now because I already told myself that I should minimize my time for writing and maximize my time for engineering; that is, if […]
On Why I Volunteered To Cancel My Benefits From A Friend With Benefits
I’ve tried. I’ve tried so hard. And I failed. And I’m sorry. I’m sorry if I told you I was an asshole when in fact, I’m but a mere quasi-asshole. […]
…And The Past Can Hurt Me No More
Just minutes ago, I received an email from Prince’s Flower Shop. Prince’s. Flower. Shop. But of course, how could I ever forget you, Prince’s Flower Shop? And now, because of […]
How I Will Love You
I will love you like the way I love porn: After watching one and then jerking off I’d say “I have enough of it” but I know I’m certain I’m […]
A Personal Ad To Ladies Between 18 and 25
The fact that I’m very handsome is pretty much a given. I have been elected as Prince Charming thrice in our class elections in grade school. Yes ladies, I’ve been […]
To A Friend With Benefits
“Thank you for the good time.” You always tell me these words before we depart from the meeting place and go back to the reality of our lives. “Thank you. […]
So Let Me Write My First Fiction
Indulge me. I have not written a single work of fiction, and this will be my first. How do I begin? How is a work of fiction supposed to begin? […]
